Smile of the Week

Words of Wisdom, Part 2

Last updated:

September 22, 2011

Here are five more of our favorites:

  1. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  2. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  3. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that reads, "In case of emergency, notify:" I put, "DOCTOR."

  4. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

  5. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

-- Anonymous