Smile of the Week
Words of Wisdom, Part 2
Last updated: Sep 22, 2011
Here are five more of our favorites:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that reads, "In case of emergency, notify:" I put, "DOCTOR."
A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.