Smile of the Week
Last updated:December 08, 2011
Jack, age 92, and Sara, age 89, were all excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jack suggested they go in, and he addressed the man behind the counter:
Jack: "Are you the owner?"
"Yes," the pharmacist answered.
Jack: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, pills for Parkinson's disease?"
Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"
Jack then said to the pharmacist: "We're about to get married. We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."