Smile of the Week

Wedding Bells

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December 08, 2011

Jack, age 92, and Sara, age 89, were all excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jack suggested they go in, and he addressed the man behind the counter:

Jack: "Are you the owner?"

"Yes," the pharmacist answered.

Jack: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, pills for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"

Jack then said to the pharmacist: "We're about to get married. We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."