Smile of the Week
Last updated: Oct 13, 2011
An old man sat down in the confessional booth at St. Anthony's, in Detroit, and said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Tell me your sins, my son."
The old man said, "Well, Father, I'm 90 years old; I've been married to my wife for 70 years, and in all that time I've been faithful. But last night, I made love to two beautiful 19-year-old girls! We did it three times!"
The priest said, "I see. Tell me, how long has it been since your last confession?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."
The priest was exasperated and said, "So what are you telling me for?"
And the old man said, "I'm telling everybody!"