Smile of the Week
Three Old Men
Last updated: May 30, 2013
Three old men were sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first man said, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm 70 years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine, but nothing helps."
The second old man said, "You think you have problems. I'm 80 years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff, but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man spoke up, "Fellas: I'm 90 years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."