Smile of the Week
The Wizard and the Curse
Last updated:February 09, 2012
An old man went to the Wizard to ask him if he could remove a "curse" he'd been living with for the last 40 years.
"Maybe," the wizard answered, "but you'll have to tell me the exact words that were used to put you under this evil spell."
The old man answered without hesitation: "I now pronounce you man and wife!"