Smile of the Week

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Last updated: Oct 07, 2013

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Two best friends, Dr. Jones and Dr. Smith, graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, despite their two different specialties, they'd open a practice together and share office space and staff. Dr. Jones was a proctologist, and and Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist.

They put up a sign that read, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was livid and insisted they change it, so the docs changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

That was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read, "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go.

Next they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Rententives." Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts." Nope.

"Freaks and Cheeks." No go.

"Loons and Moons." Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, they docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Specializing in Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.

-- Anonymous