Smile of the Week

The Facts of Life

Last updated: Jul 07, 2011

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Sam, a young child, had been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked his grandma, "What's it called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

He nonchalantly replied, "Oh, okay" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds -- and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"

-- Anonymous