Smile of the Week
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Here are a few of our favorite patient-psychiatrist one-liners:
Patient: Doc, I'm manic-depressive. Psychiatrist: Calm down. Cheer up. Calm down. Cheer up....
Patient: Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish.
Patient: Doc, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.
Patient, Doc, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
-- Caring.com staff