Smile of the Week

Shrink Rap

Last updated: Feb 02, 2012


Here are a few of our favorite patient-psychiatrist one-liners:

Patient: Doc, I'm manic-depressive. Psychiatrist: Calm down. Cheer up. Calm down. Cheer up....

Patient: Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish.

Patient: Doc, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

Patient, Doc, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!

-- staff