Smile of the Week

Remember This!

Last updated: Aug 25, 2011

can you afford this?

I went to old Doc Weiser for my annual check-up today. He asked me if there was anything bothering me.

"Actually, doc, there is," I said. "I seem to be getting very forgetful. I can never remember where I've parked my car, where I'm going, what I'm supposed to do once when I get there. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is one thing," he said.

"What's that, doc?"

"You can pay me in advance!"

-- Anonymous