Smile of the Week

Pillow Talk

Last updated: Feb 16, 2012


An older couple, Bill and Alice, were lying in bed one night. Bill was falling asleep, but Alice felt romantic and wanted to talk.

"You used to hold my hand when we were courting," Alice said.

Wearily, Bill reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later, she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

-- Anonymous