Smile of the Week
Nag, Nag, Nag
Last updated: Oct 20, 2011
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the man's wife died. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it for a few minutes and told the undertaker he'd have her body shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here -- and you'd spend only $150?"
The man said, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."