Smile of the Week
Last updated: Jun 23, 2011
Two elderly guests, Sam and Butch, while attending a party given by a business associate to mark his daughter's engagement to a man she'd been living with for three years, were grumbling about the decline in moral standards.
"All these people sleeping together before they're married," Sam muttered indignantly. "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?"
"I don't know," Butch answered thoughtfully. "What was her maiden name?" --Anonymous