Smile of the Week

Five More Church Bulletin Blunders

Last updated: Mar 01, 2013

  1. The Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10:00. All are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

  2. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

  3. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

  4. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

  5. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

Bonus: Prayer and medication to follow.

-- Anonymous