Smile of the Week

We All Scream for Ice Cream

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May 01, 2013

An old man shuffled ... slowly ... into an ice cream parlor.

After a long while, he pulled himself ... slowly ... painfully ... up onto a stool at the counter.

After catching his breath, he ordered ... a ... banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No, the old man answered. "Arthritis."

-- Anonymous