Smile of the Week
We All Scream for Ice Cream
Last updated: May 01, 2013
An old man shuffled ... slowly ... into an ice cream parlor.
After a long while, he pulled himself ... slowly ... painfully ... up onto a stool at the counter.
After catching his breath, he ordered ... a ... banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No, the old man answered. "Arthritis."