Smile of the Week

9 Ways to Know if You Have an Estrogen Issue

Last updated: May 17, 2012

Senior Adults on Laptop Computer
  1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
  2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
  3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
  4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
  5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving? Call 1-800-555-5555."
  6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
  7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
  8. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
  9. The ibuprofen bottle is empty, and you bought it yesterday.