Words of Wisdom

Last updated: September 15, 2011
now that's funny

Here are five of our favorites:

  1. The evening news is where they begin by saying, "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

  2. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy.

  3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  4. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

  5. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-- Anonymous

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3 Comments So Far. Add Your Wisdom.

about 3 years ago

How True!!! All so True!

about 3 years ago

Cute...enjoyed #s 2,4, and 5.

about 3 years ago

A laugh a day is good as a apple!

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