Since more and more older adults are texting and tweeting, there seems to be a growing need for an STC (senior texting code). If you qualify for senior discounts, this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren, so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At the doctor
BFF: Best friend fainted
BTW: Bring the wheelchair
CBM: Covered by Medicare
DWI: Driving while incontinent
FYI: Found your insulin
GGPBL: Gotta go; pacemaker battery low!
GHA: Got heartburn again
HGBM: Had good bowel movement
IMHO: Is my hearing-aid on?
LMDO: Laughing my dentures out
LOL: Living on Lipitor
OMSG: Oh my! Sorry, gas
ROFL...CGU: Rolling on floor laughing...can't get up
TTYL: Talk to you louder
WAITT: Who am I talking to?
WTFA: Wet the furniture again
WTP: Where's the prunes?
GGLKI: Gotta go; laxative kicking in
-- Anonymous
ROFL...CGU!!!
The text codes made my day!!! Lmdo cracked me up!!