Shrink Rap

Last updated: February 02, 2012

Here are a few of our favorite patient-psychiatrist one-liners:

Patient: Doc, I'm manic-depressive. Psychiatrist: Calm down. Cheer up. Calm down. Cheer up....

Patient: Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish.

Patient: Doc, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

Patient, Doc, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!

-- staff

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over 2 years ago

I like it.. we know that laughter is the best medicine that's why laughter will be a great way to ease the stress..

over 2 years ago

I like it....I like it....

over 2 years ago

I agree with both the above comments

over 2 years ago

To realeased stress we need to laugh more often.

over 2 years ago

I loved the Smiles of the week! That's a keeper. We need more belly laughs

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