A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for her annual check-up.
The doctor told her she needed more physical activity and recommended that she have sex three times a week.
She said to her doctor, "Please, tell my husband."
The doctor went out to the waiting room and told her husband that his wife needed to have sex three times a week.
The woman's 80-year-old husband replied, " Which days?"
The doctor said, "How about Monday, Wednesday, and Friday?"
The old man said, "I can bring her Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays she'll have to take the bus."