Forgive Your Enemies

George B., a Missouri preacher, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as the subject of his Sunday sermon. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.

Not satisfied he ranted and raved for another 20 minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent.

Still dissatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.

"Mrs. Jones, why are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she answered.

"Mrs. Jones, that's very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three."

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around, and said: "It's easy. I just outlived them all."

-- Anonymous

Nutmeg

9 months ago

Please leave another belly laugh for the day. My sister has alzheimer's--and sometimes I can't help laughing (inwardly) at the funny things she says, and then feel a little guilty.

Betty 918

I still love the old adage; laughter is the best medicine. I really believe that is the key to my salvation. No matter what happens NEVER lose your sense of humor & compassion for your loved ones. I have always said you must find something each day to be thankful for. When I feel grateful I'm at peace in my mind and I have love in my heart. I have never forgotten my weaknesses that were strengthened with a good belly laugh and sharing it with my loved one.

1019wolfram

10 months ago

Very good to hear this joke. I needed a laugh for today. thanks.

Anonymous said 10 months ago

This made my day. It's refreshing to hear something funny in the morning as you are about to start your day.

Gatfly